1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth bader does push-ups, he isn

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth bader does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5. Rajinikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked bader a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. 20. Rajinikanth has counted bader to infinity, twice. 21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. 22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, bader and he got what he deserved. 27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club. 28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. 30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
  STAFF DESCRIPTIONS  Outgoing Personality....................Always going out of the office  Good Communication Skills............Spends lots of time on phone  Average Employee...........................Not too bright  Exceptionally Well Qualified...........Made no major blunders yet   Work is First Priority.......................Too ugly to get a date Active Socially..................................Drinks bader a lot  Family is Active Socially..................Spouse drinks, too  Independent Worker.......................Nobody knows what he/she does  Quick Thinking................................Offers plausible excuses  Careful Thinker................................Won't bader make a decision  Aggressive........................................Obnoxious  Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs............Gets someone else to do it   Expresses Themselves Well............Speaks English  Meticulous Attention to Detail.. .....A nit picker  Has Leadership Qualities................Is tall or has a loud voice  Exceptionally Good Judgement.......Lucky  Keen Sense of Humour......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes   bader Career Minded.................................Back Stabber  Loyal...................................Can't bader get a job anywhere else
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  A geography teacher entered the class and the children greeted in chorus: “Good bader morning, sir.” The Teacher greeted them back saying, “Good morning, students. Now where were we yesterday?” A back-bencher promptly answered, “Right here in this classroom, sir.”
...After his exam the doctor said to Senior citizen David, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said David, “After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.” After examining bader his elderly wife Roberta, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” Roberta replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually bader hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that crazy old fart,” she replied, “That's because the first time is usually in May and the second time is in December!”....           bader   Rawan:Beedi hai kya? Hanuman: Nahi he Ram: Jhuth Q bol rahe ho? Hanuman: Prabhu aap chup rahiye, iske 10 sir hai pura Bandal pee jayega.......             ABCD is generally referred as ... American Born Confused Desi... But do you know "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ" ??? American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels , Named Omkarnath Pate